Founded in 1999 and inappropriate ever since!
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BVD Hash House Harriers | ON-ON Founded in 1999 and inappropriate ever since! |
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2008 BVDH3 Hash Trash 213 | 214 | 215 | 216 | 217 | 217.69 | 218 | 219 | 220 | 221 | 222 | 223 | 224 | 225 | 226 | 227 | 228 | 229 | 230 | 231 | 232 | 233 | 234 | 235 | 236 | 237 | 238 | Jan 12, 2008 Start: Freaki Tiki Hares: Sniffa ~ Waaaay Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Jan 26, 2008 Start: Mims Hares: STFU Hounds: Happy Meal, Little Fin, Cocktender, Fecal, Nana, Pat E Phile and hubby `Gina Miner, Eat a Puss, Direct Deposit on beerwagon detail still nursing her injured foot, and myself (Icehole for those that might not think to look at the bar on the right side of this hash trash). Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: Details of trash need only be .1% accurate to be true! Hash trash for January 26, 2008, BVD Hash number (what's really in a number? Do we really want to put such attention to a specification of numerical value?? I believe it was Kant that once said…….. ok nevermind, we aren't going there again).. (#214) For those of us Southern Brevard Urban dwellers, we had to make the trek to the northern part of the county and into the underdeveloped nation of Mims. The meeting point for this hash actually started at the most updated and modern building in Mims, the Volunteer Fire Department. Come to find that despite probably being the safest building in the area, it is rarely used or occupied (hmmmm my tax dollars well at work again I see). Pulling into the parking lot, the first thing seen is our illustrious hare STFU on horseback. This immediately brought a thought to my mind that we hounds just might be in trouble on today's trail. Co-haring the trail was her gallant steed Vinny. STFU must really be feeding her horses well because this horse way laying all sorts of natural plop marks (which was turning on FeFu) throughout the entire parking lot. Won't the firemen be happy the next time they show up for work? STFU's true co-hare (Pees on Penis) did not show, citing her family was coming in to `surprise' her for her birthday this weekend. This meant STFU laid the entire trail solo, so that explains (but doesn't excuse) the calamity that followed. After Vinny lost several more pounds throughout the parking area, we had a quick group grope then on-out. The first part of trail (roughly first half mile to mile) was us following the hare on the horse. There were no defining plops or marks until the first T-section we came up to, when STFU disappeared into the distance. Just prior to that T-section we noticed individual 1-ply pieces of toilet paper along the trail. These were our marks (STFU was tearing off a single square and dropping them from her horse along the path). As we got to the T-section there was no `checking' mark, but also no easy to see direction of travel. Eat a Puss went straight, FeFu went right, and as the rest of us got to the intersection, we saw FeFu waving at us that he was on. All of us headed to the right. About another half mile down near some orange groves FeFu noticed STFU ducking behind cover in the trees, trying also to mask Vinny. At the T-section Cocktender and Nana were just making the turn so they were way behind the rest of us. As we got to the next turn off that road, we looked back and noticed CT and Nana were no where to be seen. We assumed they just had to duck into a bush for a quick pit stop so we 8 out of 10 hashers continued on. Since STFU was normally hash flash, she gave her camera to Cockpit who became Hash Flash pro temp. Shortly into trail it was discovered that the batteries in STFUs camera were very close to death. STFU did have several batteries in the camera bag, but a though ensued as if these batteries were really for use in the camera, or perhaps something else. Going along this next road we realized it was taking us all the way to the Intercoastal Waterway, and what we though would likely be the place for the Beer Check. Most of us were well in need of a beer by this time, as we'd already covered a couple miles, perhaps 3. At the end of the road we discovered no beer wagon (but PLENTY of spent shotgun shells), and trail continuing on and along some railroad tracks. As we followed the tracks for about a mile we found a mark that looked like an arrow pointing the direction we just came from. This was first indication that somehow we might have gone the wrong way. Down off the tracks, through the FIRST bit of shaggy all day, and along a nice dirt trail we saw heading towards us none other than Nana and Cocktender. Apparently, STFU, who was hiding and allowed the rest of us to go on in the wrong direction, came out and turned CT and Nana around in the right direction. At that point we all stayed together, and made our own shortcut to keep the group together and back on trial. Trail took us down that orange grove STFU was masked in, then back out to the main road, leading towards circle at her new rental home. Also at this location our site to behold, the beer wagon parked in a nice shady spot with DD snoozing in the driver's seat. RA Nana kept the duties to a minimum so all could head out for the on-after party in Orlando. STFU sat on ice most of the time but this time she did not squirm one bit. She was wearing her riding chaps so the ice wasn't causing her any discomfort whatsoever. That's ok, we'll make it up to her at the next hash, I'm sure. We got an introduction to her other horse as well (was it named Apache???). Happy Meal discovered this horse really had an aptitude for Cheesy Poofs. Circle was broken up, beer wagon served as taxi back to the cars, and everyone split up to eventually meet back up in Orlando. ON-AFTER trash On-after took place at the beautiful House of Mammaries in Orlando. This was an after party for the BVD as well as Orlando hashers in honor of Shop Teacher's 40th birthday party (and a few others from the Orlando hash). Someone told me it was a 40-50-60 party as three people were each hitting those ages. Shop, doesn't it feel good to still be the `young one?' Mammaries, you did a fantastic job with the organization and implementation of the evening. The beer was good and cold, the food was PHENOMENAL and I think every one in attendance would say they enjoyed themselves immeasurably. It was great to intermingle with brethren from a sister hash group, and the events were truly top notch leading all the way to the releasing of the `hot air' balloons into the night sky. Despite the hiccup of the berated traffic cop showing up, the evening was truly perfect. Back
to the Top Date: February 09, 2007 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: February 23, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Harry Cheezeballz ~ SpermAid Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: March 8, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Harry CheezBallz Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: March 15, 2008 Start: Mustard's Last Stand Hares: Little Fin Hounds: Happy Meal, Bike Bitch, Wild Oats, Fairly Small, Cumsicle, Hung Like a Moth, Harry Cheezballz, Vagina Minor, Pat-E-Phile, Ice Hole, Pussy4Less, Can-U-Not-Talk, Shop Teacher, Just Nicole, Dildo Stat, Timmy, Just Michelle, 5O’clockShadow, Hops On Pops, Just Dracy, Melts In Your Mouth, Nana Slit, Million Buck Fuck, In My Mouth, Shut the Fuck Up, 14K Prick, Just Terry, Kill Whitey, Just Gemi, Just Amy, Just Christy, Baaack that sheep Up, Versace Crotchey, Cooter Bush, Just Laid, Waaaay Beyond Gay, Got Crabs, Killer Bee, Light My Ass Up, Just Brian, Just Ryan, Candy Wrapper, Ginger Snatch, Fucking Stupid, Goo Light Special, Caught from Behind, Likes to Watch, I’ll take ‘em Both, Uncle Pervy, Dick Sniffah, Just Larry, Just Linda, Just Alan, Friendly Pussy, Latrine Wolverine, Mount Dora, Ass Packet, Anal Amplifier, All Terrain Cock, Boot Liquor, Gilligan, Venomous Cooter, Daddy’s Little Whore, Weapon of Ass Destruction, Suckulator, Just Katy, Just Missy, Cockpit, Just Teresa, Doofus White Boy, Turf Tits, Skinamax, Ass Whisperer…..and some more people who showed up late. Hash Trash: T’was a sunny, breezy day when the hounds began arriving in their greenest finery. Kilts and pretty panties, kilts and no panties, wigs, antennas, glitter…a lady painted celtic decorations on faces and bodies and there was BEER. I enlisted the help of CUMSICLE to do hash cash and haberdashery and promptly disappeared leaving her to handle it on her own. She did a fine job…tags, business cards, safety cards for all (until we ran out). Wankers coming from far and wide and even wider. Chicken and BEER. Jello shots and Yucca….kept finding the yucca on the ground. You people have NO respect for the Yucca God—those who drank and didn’t shake are destined for a fierce retribution from the Yucca God; usually in the form of a serious hangover! UNCLE PERVY stepped in to distribute the Yucca, thanks Perv. Back
to the Top Date: March 22, 2008 Start: STFU's Hares: STFU & Cock Tender Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: April 5, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Harry Cheezeballz ~ Mystery Hare Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: April 19, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: May 3, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: IMM ~ MBF Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: May 17, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: may 31, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: June 14, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Little Fin ~ Happy Meal Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: June 28, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: July 12, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: TIMMY! Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: July 26, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Cockpit Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: August 09, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Ass Packet ~ Sucky Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: August 23, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Little Fin Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: September 6, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: ATC Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: September 20, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Little Fin ~ Happy Meal Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: October 4, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Harry Cheezeballz ~ Mystery Hare Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: October 18, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Helen Smeller Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: November 1, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Happy Meal ~ Cumsicle Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: November 15, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: November 29, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: XXX Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: December 13, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Mis-Management Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
to the Top Date: December 27, 2008 Start: XXX Hares: Hounds: TBA Virgins: TBA Hash Trash: XXXXX Back
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